- Starring
- Cruze McKinnon, Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez, Diana Tsoy
- Creators
- Guy Troubles, Brandon Violette
- Rating
- TV-Y
- Genre
- Animation, Children, Music
- Release date
- Nov 17, 2023
- Where to watch
- Netflix
Overall Score
Rating Overview
Rating Summary
Cocomelon Lane follows JJ and his friends at Melon Patch Academy as they embark on playful adventures, using their imagination to explore everyday kid challenges, such as dentist visits or big emotions. Through songs like “Imagine with Me” and “About To Do Something New,” the show covers ABCs, numbers, shapes, colors, animals, and nursery rhymes.
CoComelon Lane Review
The original Cocomelon was a family favorite and safe sing-along series for the littlest in your household. However, the spinoff series, CoComelon Lane on Netflix, has added more than just a narrative. It is steeped in progressive brainwashing.
CoComelon Lane PARENTAL NOTES
Radical Progressivism / LGBTQ+ Activism
- See the Woke Report, below.
WOKE REPORT
Unqualified Indoctrination
- In the eighth episode of the first season, we are introduced to one of the characters’ diverse and homosexual “dads.” The boy wears a dress and tiara as they sing a song about inclusion and “just being you” (i.e., LGBTQ+ indoctrination).
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