Jurassic World Dominion is the final installment in the Jurassic World trilogy. Set four years after the events of “Fallen Kingdom,” dinosaurs now coexist with humans around the globe. The story follows Owen Grady and Claire Dearing as they embark on a mission to rescue their adopted daughter, Maisie Lockwood, who has been kidnapped. Meanwhile, Dr. Ellie Sattler, Dr. Alan Grant, and Dr. Ian Malcolm work together to expose a conspiracy by the genomics corporation Biosyn.

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PETA Pocket

• The entire perspective of the film is the same as that of PETA. The heroes want to rescue and protect the dinosaurs that have spread worldwide, wreaking havoc and causing death. Claire has even become a dino-rights terrorist who breaks into facilities to release captured dinosaurs.

Ebony and Ivory

• There are three main villains: two are racial minorities, and one is rich and white. Can you guess which of the three is the only one to not have a change of heart by the film’s end?
• There’s some DEI for a number of secondary and tertiary characters.
  • At least one of these characters is an 80lbs woman who has stupid white henchmen.

Panderverse

• A year before Cartman distilled the problem with modern films, Jurassic World: Dominion put a chick in it and made her lame and gay.
  • The hardnosed ex-Airforce pilot mercenary with the heart of gold, model good looks, $500 hair, and tailored (if cartoonish) clothing made sure to arbitrarily let the audience know that she’s a lesbian. It was only one line, but it came out of nowhere and was otherwise irrelevant.