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Well, CRAP!

Yep… this really happened. My wife totaled our family hauler; my car is in the shop; Christmas vacation is here; and we’ve got 7 kids to haul around.

So instead of sulking, we’re extending our biggest sale ever — and turning our disaster into your deal.

Worth It or Woke car fund sale: 20% off first-year annual membership plus all-expenses-paid 6 days 5 nights Puerto Plata getaway – anti-woke movie reviews for families

Our Loss = Your Big Win

For a limited time, grab 20% off one full year of Worth It or Woke VIP PREMIUM, which gives you a 6-day / 5-night All-Inclusive stay in Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic. No hoops. No woke nonsense. No BS. Just killer value and a beach vacation.

This is NOT a raffle. Every new VIP PREMIUM member gets a vacation.

This sale ends as soon as we dig out of this mess — don’t sleep on it.

COUPON CODE: WIFECRASHED

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Totaled family SUV after wife's car crash – heavy snow covers wrecked hauler in winter lot, man clears ice from damaged white vehicle, sparking our urgent car fund sale with 20% off VIP Premium membership and Puerto Plata all-inclusive vacation on Worth It or Woke

20% Off Annual VIP Premium

One year of uncensored reviews, exclusive drops, and zero woke filters – now 20% cheaper for Limited Time only.

6-Day/5-Night Puerto Plata All-Inclusive Stay

Every new annual member gets a 6-day/5-night stay for two at a top Puerto Plata resort – room, all meals, and unlimited drinks included

THIS IS NOT A RAFFLE

That's right, we're not limiting the vacation to just one or even a handful of people. EVERYONE who helps us with our car troubles gets the Puerto Plata deal!

VIP Premium $29.99/Year + 6-Day/5-Night Puerto Plata All-Inclusive Getaway

While we dig our way out, grab a full year of Worth It or Woke VIP Premium for just $29.99 (regular price $39.99) using code WIFECRASHED at checkout. After 12 months, it auto-renews at the normal $39.99/year rate — cancel anytime. Every new annual member instantly receives a voucher for a 6-day/5-night all-inclusive stay for two at Lifestyle Tropical Beach Resort & Spa in Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic (junior suite or standard room, all meals, unlimited drinks, resort amenities included).

Key voucher details you need to know:

Voucher is emailed immediately after purchase → check your spam/promotions folder if you don’t see it. We are not responsible if it lands there and you miss the 7-day activation window.
Must be activated within 7 days at redeemvacations.com
Voucher is transferable until activated. Once activated, only the person in whose name it was activated may use it.
Only start the activation process when you’re ready with payment info and have a full 10 minutes to spare — once begun, it must be completed in that single session, or the voucher expires
$8 activation fee + taxes (currently ~$38.95 per night, subject to change) due at activation
After activation, you have 18 months to book with at least 30 days’ advance notice
You book your own flights/transportation — voucher covers hotel stay only
No timeshare presentation required
One voucher per membership per year

Worth It or Woke issues the voucher, and that’s it — all activation, booking, taxes, questions, and concierge contact happen through redeemvacations.com. Both the 20% discount and the Puerto Plata resort package vanish as soon as we right the ship. Don’t sleep on this.

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LET'S GO!

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