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Well, CRAP!
Yep… this really happened. My wife totaled our family hauler; my car is in the shop, school's back in session, and we’ve got 7 kids to haul around.
But instead of sulking, we’re extending one of our biggest sale ever — and turning our disaster into your deal.
Our Loss = Your Big Win
For a limited time, grab 20% off one full year of Worth It or Woke VIP PREMIUM, which gives you a 6-day / 5-night All-Inclusive stay in Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic. No hoops. No woke nonsense. No BS. Just killer value and a beach vacation.
This is NOT a raffle. Every new VIP PREMIUM member gets a vacation.
This sale ends as soon as we dig out of this mess — don’t sleep on it.
COUPON CODE: WIFECRASHED
20% Off Annual VIP Premium
One year of uncensored reviews, exclusive drops, and zero woke filters – now 20% cheaper for Limited Time only.
6-Day/5-Night Puerto Plata All-Inclusive Stay
Every new annual member gets a 6-day/5-night stay for two at a top Puerto Plata resort – room, all meals, and unlimited drinks included
THIS IS NOT A RAFFLE
That's right, we're not limiting the vacation to just one or even a handful of people. EVERYONE who helps us with our car troubles gets the Puerto Plata deal!
VIP Premium $29.99/Year + 6-Day/5-Night Puerto Plata All-Inclusive Getaway
While we dig our way out, grab a full year of Worth It or Woke VIP Premium for just $29.99 (regular price $39.99) using code WIFECRASHED at checkout. After 12 months, it auto-renews at the normal $39.99/year rate — cancel anytime. Every new annual member instantly receives a voucher for a 6-day/5-night all-inclusive stay for two at Lifestyle Tropical Beach Resort & Spa in Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic (junior suite or standard room, all meals, unlimited drinks, resort amenities included).
Key voucher details you need to know:
- Voucher is emailed immediately after purchase → check your spam/promotions folder if you don’t see it. We are not responsible if it lands there and you miss the 7-day activation window.
- Must be activated within 7 days at redeemvacations.com
- Voucher is transferable until activated. Once activated, only the person in whose name it was activated may use it.
- Only start the activation process when you’re ready with payment info and have a full 10 minutes to spare — once begun, it must be completed in that single session, or the voucher expires
- $8 activation fee + taxes (currently ~$38.95 per night, subject to change) due at activation
- After activation, you have 18 months to book with at least 30 days’ advance notice
- You book your own flights/transportation — voucher covers hotel stay only
- No timeshare presentation required
- One voucher per membership per year
Worth It or Woke issues the voucher, and that’s it — all activation, booking, taxes, questions, and concierge contact happen through redeemvacations.com. Both the 20% discount and the Puerto Plata resort package vanish as soon as we right the ship. Don’t sleep on this.
Images are representative only – actual room/view may vary
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