I Woke Up A Vampire

30/1003661
Rating
TV-Y7
Where to watch
Netflix
Release date
Oct. 17, 2023
Overall Score
Rating Overview
Story/Plot/Script
Visuals/Cinematography
Performance
Direction
Child Suitability
Parent Appeal
Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
The vampires aren't the only thing that sucks in I Woke Up A Vampire, it's a poorly acted, poorly written, insidious program that tries to subtly indoctrinate children into woke ideology. Unlike more in your face offerings, I Woke Up A Vampire chips away using the metaphor of "Blended" magical beings who aren't born as simply human but get to choose whether to be human or transition into powerful creatures who live in a mysterious world of wonder and magic.
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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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