Strawberry Shortcake and the Beast of Berry Bog

Strawberry Shortcake and the Beast of Berry Bog is overly simplistic cotton candy for the brain
52/10021065
Starring
Ana Sani, Shannon Chan-Kent, Cassandra Consiglio
Director
Jim Miller
Rating
TV-Y
Genre
Family, Fantasy, Mystery
Release date
Oct 2, 2023
Where to watch
Netflix
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In the vibrant buzz of Big Apple City, where autumn leaves crunch underfoot and the air hums with the scent of fresh-baked pies, young baker Strawberry Shortcake rallies her quirky crew of Berry Besties for a spine-tingling escapade. A hulking, shadowy beast from the misty depths of Berry Bog starts crashing the town’s cherished Fright-Fall Carnival, toppling hay bales and scattering candy apples like confetti from a popped balloon. With hearts pounding and flashlights flickering, Strawberry—ever the optimistic crumb-duster—leads the charge through creaky corn mazes and fog-shrouded swamps, piecing together clues that blend bravery with a dash of homemade courage.

Strawberry Shortcake and the Beast of Berry Bog PARENTAL NOTES

TV-Y
  • If it weren’t for the cross-dressing homosexual-coded male character, it would be safe for kids, if not soulless tripe.

 

WOKE REPORT

Strawberry Tarts
  • The male characters are either cowards, grumpy, villains, or cross-dressing effeminates.
    • The effeminate male child spends much of the show dressed up as a woman in a dress and wearing earrings.
      • Furthermore, the language used during the dress-up scene is thinly veiled LGBTQ+ indoctrination.
        • “Use this costume shop to find the ‘you’ you want to express.”
        • The cowardly boy tells the cross-dresser that he looks “amazing.”
    • The cowardly boy’s story arc is to learn to be brave, which he demonstrates by ineffectively playing a guitar at a monster. He immediately needs to be rescued by a female character who was also experiencing some fear (though not a neurotic and debilitating fear). Though she has become a Ripley from Alien’s analog (even wearing a mech suit), who saves not only him but the day.

 

James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

2 comments

  • marshalllangdon

    October 2, 2025 at 6:29 pm

    I see there’s been a lot of kids show reviews lately, parents are very lucky to have this site. It’s shocking how much indoctrination there still is in the big 2025, especially geared towards children. I was fortunate enough to grow up on Curious George, Thomas the Tank Engine, Pingu and Dora the Explorer among other shows. There’s sadly very little quality TV for kids nowadays.

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  • Sweet Deals

    November 1, 2025 at 4:50 pm

    And here I am thinking the reason girly toy shows used to include token boys was to show the girls that boys could be cool and didn’t have cooties. Boy, what happened to boys?

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