Orion and The Dark

55/1006072
Rating
TV-Y7
Release date
February 2, 2024
Where to watch
Netflix
Overall Score
Rating Overview
Story/Plot/Script
Visuals/Cinematography
Performance
Direction
Age Appropriate
Parent Appeal
Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
Orion and the Dark is a bit of a narrative jumble with the main story repeatedly being stopped by momentum killing and interruptive storytelling tropes. More than that, it's another testosterone zapping story about a weak little boy who's afraid of his own shadow. Even though, his anxiety isn't coddled, is this really something that is needed? Buy your son a BB gun and send him outside instead.

As shown in Orion and the Dark, the growth trend of children experiencing anxiety has shown a concerning increase in recent years. Factors such as academic pressures, social media exposure, and the fast-paced nature of modern life contribute to heightened stress levels among children. Additionally, the COVID-19 pandemic further exacerbated anxiety, with disruptions to routines, increased uncertainty, and social isolation impacting children’s mental well-being.

Orion and the Dark

The thing Orion fears the most is the dark. When the embodiment of his worst fear pays a visit, Dark whisks Orion away on a roller-coaster ride around the world to prove there is nothing to be afraid of at night.

 

PARENTAL NOTES

A Few Things
  • When Sleep (the character) puts people to sleep, she does so violently by smothering them with a magic pillow.
  • It’s made clear that if the little boy is killed in a dream, he will die for real.
  • There is a scene with a dream cat that can talk, and he says, “That was one hell of a presentation.”
  • The Lord’s name is taken in vain at least five times.
  • “Murder Clowns” are mentioned more than once and briefly shown at least once.

 

WOKE REPORT

Why I Struggled
  • This was a little tough because the ultimate message is that you shouldn’t let fear stop you, which sounds good at first blush. However, Leftists have such a warped sense of right and wrong that it’s difficult to differentiate between the promotion of genuine bravery and being a fool.
Anti-Woke

Going against modern convention, the father figure is extremely important and competent.

Testosterone Levels Are At Record Lows
  • It’s yet another kid’s cartoon about a weak and mealy anxiety-ridden boy who ultimately has to be rescued by a together girl.
  • The line “It’s such a boys club” is uttered.
The Sky Is Falling
  • They make sure to squeeze in the phrase “climate emergency.”

James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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