A Minecraft Movie

Loud, frenetic, and pointless, A Minecraft Movie is a humorless slog written in crayon by a room full of 8 year olds high on Skittles and Red Bull.
58/10012349
Starring
Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Jennifer Coolidge
Director
Jared Hess
Rating
PG
Genre
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Release date
April 4, 2025
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Rating Summary
Computer-generated landscapes lovingly crafted to make the world of A Minecraft Movie feel tangible and real aren't enough to overcome an aimless script, banal characters and two hours of a red-faced pre-coronary Jack Black screaming above a cacophony of performers real and digital all competing to see who can be the loudest and therefore funniest.
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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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