CoComelon Lane

A spin-off of the original Cocomelon, Lane adds a narrative and radical progressivism to the mix
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Starring
Cruze McKinnon, Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez, Diana Tsoy
Creators
Guy Toubes, Brandon Violette
Rating
TV-Y
Genre
Animation, Children, Music
Release date
Nov 17, 2023
Where to watch
Netflix
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Cocomelon Lane follows JJ and his friends at Melon Patch Academy as they embark on playful adventures, using their imagination to explore everyday kid challenges, such as dentist visits or big emotions. Through songs like “Imagine with Me” and “About To Do Something New,” the show covers ABCs, numbers, shapes, colors, animals, and nursery rhymes.

CoComelon Lane Review

The original Cocomelon was a family favorite and safe sing-along series for the littlest in your household. However, the spinoff series, CoComelon Lane on Netflix, has added more than just a narrative. It is steeped in progressive brainwashing.

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