Fountain of Youth

You'll need a drink from its magic waters by the end. Fountain of Youth is slower than a retirement home walker race
69/100920
Starring
John Krasinski, Natalie Portman, Eiza González, Domhnall Gleeson
Director
Guy Ritchie
Rating
PG-13
Genre
Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery
Release date
May 23, 2025
Where to watch
Apple TV
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Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
You may want to freebase some NoDoz before sitting down for this, because Fountain of Youth is the lowest-energy world-spanning adventure since the West Indies first started shipping molasses.
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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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