Happy Gilmore 2

Happy Gilmore 2 is a lazy and painfully unfunny sequel that recycles the original’s formula without any of its energy or charm.
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Starring
Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Christopher McDonald
Director
Kyle Newacheck
Rating
PG-13
Genre
Comedy, Sport
Release date
July 25, 2025
Where to watch
Netflix
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Happy Gilmore 2 is a shanked triple bogey that ends in a three-putt. It's an unfunny and joyless clone with fewer chromosomes than the original.
Happy Gilmore, a retired golfer and former hockey player, returns to the sport after years away to raise money for his daughter Vienna’s ballet school tuition. Struggling with personal loss and financial hardship, he faces a new challenge in the form of Maxi Golf, a flashy, modernized golf league led by energy drink mogul Frank Manatee. With his hotheaded sons and old rival Shooter McGavin back in the mix, Happy navigates chaotic tournaments, personal redemption, and a quest to honor his past while securing his family’s future.

Happy Gilmore 2 REVIEW

Lazy, listless, and lame, Happy Gilmore 2 is Netflix IP strip mining at its worst.

After this embarrassment, the writing duo responsible for Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, and more —Adam Sandler and Tim Herlihy —should retreat into a deep, dark hole, never to attempt to write a comedy again. Whatever magic the two might have once possessed has been traded in for AARP cards and disappointment.

In 1996, the one thing that held the ridiculousness of the original together was a then-30-year-old Adam Sandler's explosive energy. While no one can fault him for slowing down with age, not adapting his material accordingly is 100% on his shoulders.

Regrettably, with Happy Gilmore 2, Sandler chose not to offer a new and unique perspective on a now almost 60-year-old Happy. There are brief moments in the script that hint at Sandler and Herlihy seeing the opportunity to build upon the their earlier creation. Instead, he and Herlihy chose to select all, copy, and paste it with inert contrivances and tepid attempts at humor haphazardly tossed in that 1996's Happy would have jerseyed and cold cocked.

Sandler and Herlihy make cursory attempts at infusing this disaster with heart, but like the rest of it, it's so lazy and half-hearted that schmaltzy would be a massive upgrade.

Every beat, be it comedic or dramatic, flatlines. Happy Gilmore 2 is a hole in none.

 

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  1. RainerWinkler91 August 27, 2025 at

    Stopped watching after 15 minutes. Sandler is playing golf with LGBTQ sunglasses…

  2. haydenz September 7, 2025 at

    stopped watching as soon as ”i wish i was black” ben stiller walked in the scene. the film was pretty poor up to then anyway. sandlers comedy days are well and truly behind him, its been a very long time since he had a comedy hit

  3. tshrimp September 14, 2025 at

    In you like Adam Sandler movies i think you will enjoy this one. If not, it won’t change your mind.

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