I Woke Up A Vampire

I Woke Up A Vampire is a queer-coded nightmare meant to groom your chldren and quietly normalize transgenderism
30/1005479
Rating
TV-Y7
Where to watch
Netflix
Release date
Oct. 17, 2023
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Parent Appeal
Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
The vampires aren't the only thing that sucks in I Woke Up A Vampire, it's a poorly acted, poorly written, insidious program that tries to subtly indoctrinate children into woke ideology. Unlike more in your face offerings, I Woke Up A Vampire chips away using the metaphor of "Blended" magical beings who aren't born as simply human but get to choose whether to be human or transition into powerful creatures who live in a mysterious world of wonder and magic.

As the sun rose on her 13th birthday, Carmie Henley found herself suspended above her bed, a perplexing start to a day that would only grow stranger. It soon becomes clear that Carmie is no ordinary teenager; she’s a Blended, a fusion of human and vampire.

With her 16th birthday looming, Carmie faces a crucial decision: to fully align herself with either her human or vampire heritage or risk defaulting to full vampirism. The twist? If she chooses to become a vampire, not only will she gain all of the inherent powers and abilities, but she will forget everything from her life up until that moment.

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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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