Longlegs

With excellent performances and a minimalist aesthetic, Longlegs is a much needed homage to classic filmmaking.
82/10035906
Starring
Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood
Director
Oz Perkins
Rating
R
Genres
Crime, Horror, Thriller
Release date
July 12, 2024
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Borrowing from the best of horror films of the past, which relied on tension built from quality storytelling and strong performances over bigger and "better" gross-outs, Longlegs is slow burning thriller first and a startling and disturbing horror film second.
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Made on a $10 million budget (half of which went to Nicolas Cage) and with a $7 million marketing budget, Longlegs’ $26 million opening is a testament to the value of creative and thoughtful filmmaking.

Longlegs

FBI Agent Lee Harker investigates a series of gruesome deaths connected to a mysterious figure known as Longlegs. As the case unfolds, unearthing evidence of the occult, Harker discovers a personal connection to the merciless killer and must race against time to stop him before he claims the lives of another innocent family.

 

Longlegs Review

Since their earliest days, horror movies have relied on a handful of essential ingredients to deliver their thrills and chills. From jump scares to disturbing imagery, the only thing that has changed is each film’s specific usage and the degree to which it relies on those ingredients. Over the last two decades, it seems as though the art of eliciting fear from audiences with subtlety and creativity has been largely lost, replaced by the current crop of genre filmmakers’ race to see who can be grosser and more explicit. Enter Longlegs.

With its minuscule budget and cast of unknowns, Nicolas Cage and Blair Underwood notwithstanding, Longlegs harkens back to the days when the cinematographer and score were more essential than gallons of dyed corn syrup and an FX budget to rival a small nation’s GDP. Despite the fact that the film is a little underdeveloped, with far too little Cage, and loses a bit of focus in the third act, by going back to the basics, Longlegs delivers a delicious ever-present tension as the audience sits on the edge of their seats waiting for the shoe to drop.

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Its quintessential 70s horror chic cinematography, with long lingering shots framed ever-so-slightly off-center, and director Oz Perkins’s (son of Anthony Perkins – aka Norman Bates in Psycho) keen sense of timing are the film’s true stars. However, its classically understated vintage score and some surprising performances shine nearly as brightly.

Obviously, seeing Nicholas Cage as a demonic serial killer is Longleg’s big draw, and the only disappointing thing about his disturbing performance is its abbreviated nature. He’s one part creepy, three parts demonically terrifying, and all Nicolas Cage. That said, despite having a relatively underwhelming resume of which her turn as President Whitmore’s daughter in the critically panned Independence Day sequel,  Maika Monroe surprises as Agent Harker. With Cage only appearing briefly, the bulk of the film lies on Monroe’s shoulders, and she is more than up to the task.

Even though the outward trappings of her role as an FBI agent combined with the time period in which Longlegs is set, not to mention the film’s tone, understandably invokes parallels to Clarice Sterling and Silence of the Lambs, Monroe’s Harker is wholly its own creature. The actress beautifully portrays the socially awkward agent with a grounded sincerity and realism that precludes what could have easily been a caricature. As such, she is the perfect straight man to the film’s bizarre goings-on.

Unfortunately, Longlegs flounders a bit under the weight of its concept and what appears to have been very limited access to Nicolas Cage. As a result, everyone’s character development is fairly rushed, with Cage’s character suffering the most. It also suffers from a botched reveal of its twist in an unnecessary and redundant montage that’s overlong, overly expository, and completely robs the film’s final minutes of virtually all of its momentum.

In spite of this and a rushed two-dimensional relationship between Harker and a catalyst character, Longlegs dishes out a quick and fun fright night worth seeing.

 

WOKE ELEMENTS

Lady Cops
  • Nitpickers might take umbrage with yet another “strong female” cop-like character leading a film. However, not only have there been female FBI field agents since the 70s, but Lee Harker is a socially awkward mess and not some unstoppable bad@$$ who was clearly written to be a man until studio interference. Her feminity actually adds a nice layer of vulnerability to the story.

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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

3 comments

  • James Savile

    July 24, 2024 at 3:19 pm

    I refuse to watch anything with a unattractive female. Get a blond next time please

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    • WokenessIsBased

      August 11, 2024 at 1:56 pm

      I find the lead character attractive, plus her actress is actually blonde in real life. They dyed her hair for the movie.

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  • Parmesan

    August 6, 2024 at 12:27 am

    Longlegs is a mixed bag of a movie. Very strong start, excellent cinematography and pacing, but the ending was… something. Nicolas Cage is a force to be wielded, and I don’t think they used him as best they could (the facial prosthetics were an odd choice too). The acting from everyone was great–the lead actress was fantastic. The trouble with this story is it kept me at the edge of my seat in suspense until the third act but then it got a little too silly and couldn’t pull me back in. Maybe it’s just not my cup of tea. Definitely not “woke.”

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