Monster High

In Monster High: The Movie, Clawdeen Wolf, a half-human, half-werewolf teenager, starts at Monster High, a school for the children of famous monsters, where she conceals her human side to blend in with her new friends, Frankie Stein and Draculaura. As strange events unfold at the school, Clawdeen and her friends work together to uncover the truth behind the mysterious occurrences, navigating challenges that test their friendship and Clawdeen’s sense of identity.

Monster High: The Movie Mini Review

Monster High: The Movie is an hour and a half of the mostly thinly veneer radical progressive coding streaming today. It’s barely a story. Protect your children at all costs.

                   

PARENTAL NOTES

CRT Ain’t Half Bad

• There’s a scene in which two teens are playing football on the campus quad. However, the ball is an actual severed foot. Some protruding bone and blood are visible.

It’s Funny Cause It’s Poo

• Never one to shy away from a poo joke myself. They make a couple of fairly innocuous ones in this.

WOKE REPORT

Here Boy

• The entire movie, from start to finish, without a pause or a break, splits its time as a dog whistle for the Left’s juvenile ideas of what constitutes white supremacy and bigotry, but mostly it’s an LGBTQ coming-out allegory.
  • Ceci Ballagot is a mentally ill actress who believes that she is a man, and she plays a mentally ill girl who believes that she is a non-existent gender.
    • We’re treated to several scenes in which she introduces herself and provides her pronouns.
      • Her initial introduction is the most obnoxious. She tells her roommate her name and pronouns and then cingringly asks for pronouns in return. It was like watching a skit in a sensitivity seminar.
  • Monster High is a “safe place for monsters to be their true selves.”
  • “This is who I am.”
  • “I’ve got to be me.”
  • A character’s desire to practice “human witchcraft” is a metaphor for LGBTQ acceptance.
  • The main character is half werewolf and half human, but has to hide her humanity for fear of being ostracized.

DEImons

• The monsters are algorithmically diverse. I mean, I can’t exactly mark the Woke-O-Meter down for it since it’s an original program…
  • Except that they changed Draculaura from white to Asian for some reason.

We Are Family…Not So Fast, Dad

• This is yet another show that tries to make the case that family can be substituted for randos.