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Monster High

Monster High: The Movie is an hour and a half of LGBTQ indoctrination propaganda... you know, for kids
50/1001949
Starring
Miia Harris, Ceci Balagot, Nayah Damasen
Director
Todd Holland
Rating
TV-PG
Genre
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Release date
Oct 6, 2022
Where to watch
Paramount+
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Rating Summary
Powered by clichés and bumper-sticker metaphors, Nickelodeon took a fun little toy brand and made it about trans ideology, and in the meantime, they made a pretty terrible movie.

In Monster High: The Movie, Clawdeen Wolf, a half-human, half-werewolf teenager, starts at Monster High, a school for the children of famous monsters, where she conceals her human side to blend in with her new friends, Frankie Stein and Draculaura. As strange events unfold at the school, Clawdeen and her friends work together to uncover the truth behind the mysterious occurrences, navigating challenges that test their friendship and Clawdeen’s sense of identity.

Monster High REVIEW

Monster High: The Movie is an hour and a half of the mostly thinly veneer radical progressive coding streaming today. It's barely a story. Protect your children at all costs.

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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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