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Monster High

Monster High: The Movie is an hour and a half of LGBTQ indoctrination propaganda... you know, for kids
50/1001888
Starring
Miia Harris, Ceci Balagot, Nayah Damasen
Director
Todd Holland
Rating
TV-PG
Genre
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Release date
Oct 6, 2022
Where to watch
Paramount+
Overall Score
Rating Overview
Story/Plot/Script
Visuals/Cinematography
Performance
Direction
Age Appropriate
Parent Appeal
Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
Powered by clichés and bumper-sticker metaphors, Nickelodeon took a fun little toy brand and made it about trans ideology, and in the meantime, they made a pretty terrible movie.

In Monster High: The Movie, Clawdeen Wolf, a half-human, half-werewolf teenager, starts at Monster High, a school for the children of famous monsters, where she conceals her human side to blend in with her new friends, Frankie Stein and Draculaura. As strange events unfold at the school, Clawdeen and her friends work together to uncover the truth behind the mysterious occurrences, navigating challenges that test their friendship and Clawdeen’s sense of identity.

Monster High REVIEW

Monster High: The Movie is an hour and a half of the mostly thinly veneer radical progressive coding streaming today. It's barely a story. Protect your children at all costs.

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