Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America

Woke Up in America tackles the issues affecting all of us today, and it does it with a lot of d!@k jokes... like a lot a lot
93/10098282
Starring
Rob Schneider
Rating
TV-MA
Genre
Stand-Up
Release date
June 18, 2023
Where to watch
Fox Nation
Overall Score
Rating Overview
Is it funny?
Non-Wokeness
Rating Summary
As always, the only thing that matters with stand-up special is, is it funny. Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America absolutely is. It pulls no punches and minces no words, but be prepared to think about Schneider's Asian d!@k cause it's going to happen.

A California native, Rob Schneider’s views on things like having junk makes you a dude probably haven’t changed much over the years. The world just went nuts around him, and in Woke Up in America, he’s not afraid to talk about it.

Rob Schneider: Woke Up In America

In Woke Up In America, Rob Schneider masterfully lampoons much of the madness that’s been infecting our country as of late. Tackling the hard issues like straight guys not wanting to blow female penises, his Woke Up In America may not be safe for work, but it is salve for your soul. Schneider, a self-described classical liberal, probably doesn’t agree with everything that you think and believe, but that’s exactly the point. He doesn’t have to.

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Often when more conservative comedians confront these topics, the audience will erupt with clapter. Not so with Woke Up In America. Schneider’s often juvenile “potty humor” is exactly the right approach to such ridiculous concepts. With his well-crafted setups and easy delivery, watching Woke Up In America feels like having a laugh-out-loud conversation with an irreverent and comedic friend.

With such a sympathetic audience, Schneider could have been forgiven if he’d chosen to hammer the radicals all special long. Instead, he gives his audience a chance to catch their collective breath while he pokes fun at other universal themes like the differences between husbands and wives. While he doesn’t blaze any new trails with this, Schneider proves his bonafides by putting his personal, often blue, spin on these traditional topics.

While it lacks some of the craftsmanship offered by the best specials from the likes of Chappelle and Seinfield, and it struggles a bit to get out of the gates, Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America is an important step forward for modern comedy. Like in the days of yore, a top-tier comedian is once again addressing the nonsense of today and doing it well. Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America is exactly what it is supposed to be, riotously funny and absolutely Worth it.

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  1. Ed Arnold June 21, 2023 at

    Thank you for writing these reviews. This website has become my go-to for what to watch and what to avoid. It’s refreshing to read the truth.

    God bless!!

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  2. Todd Billings June 26, 2023 at

    Are these reviews and scores done by one person or regular people who have seen the movies?

    1. James Carrick June 26, 2023 at

      Todd, are you implying that I’m not a regular person? Just kidding.

      Right now, our team consists of three reviewers, however, I’ve done the lion’s share of the reviews so far. The other two are still getting their beaks wet.

      We hope to soon have a scoring system in place for the audience but right now, our comments section has to suffice.

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  3. M. Kempadoo July 6, 2023 at

    Haha, so lame. Eventually you won’t have much to review, will you? And we’re supposed to believe that AI pic is yours?

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  4. Bob Meiknob July 24, 2023 at

    WOW, a washed up comedian sponsored by Faux news. Thank god for Bit Torrent, watched 5 minutes, skipped through , then decide trash.

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    1. Salt and vi August 12, 2023 at

      You hate because he isn’t part of your woke cult.

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  5. Dredd Martyr July 26, 2023 at

    Keep the reviews coming!

    I didn’t know about this until seeing it on this website. So keen to watch now! Thanks!

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  6. Nick Adams July 26, 2023 at

    This is the worlds funniest website, a 2023 Rob Schneider comedy special got a 93/100? LMFAOOOO thats funnier than any joke in this dogshit special. The lead paint has destroyed your boomer brains. Get help, maybe your kids will finally talk to you again.

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  7. Staci July 28, 2023 at

    Goodbye slobknob!

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