The Long Walk

The Long Walk is a tense and surprisingly effective chamber thriller elevated by strong ensemble chemistry
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Starring
Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, Garrett Wareing
Director
Francis Lawrence
Rating
R
Genre
Horror, Suspense
Release date
Sept 12, 2025
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The Long Walk might be heavy with blunt metaphors and intermittently interrupted with reminders of why Mark Hamill never really did much after Star Wars, but director Francis Lawrence manages to wring every ounce of charisma from the rest of his cast and cobble together a surprisingly engaging film from a really stupid premise.

In an alternate-reality dystopian America, “The Long Walk” follows fifty teenage boys in a brutal annual contest, forced to march at three miles per hour with no rest, watched by a sadistic Major and armed soldiers. If one slows down too many times, he’s shot dead. Ray Garraty and his fellow walkers face exhaustion, betrayal, and the desperate fight to keep moving or die.

KING OF FOOLS: For those who don’t know, The Long Walk is based on a Stephen King novel of the same name. King has a long history of being an absolute horror story of a leftist crapheap of dung beetle douché bags. However, most recently, not even 24 hours after the murder of Charlie Kirk, King jumped on X to imply that Charlie’s death wasn’t such a bad thing because Kirk once said that homosexuals should be stoned to death. Of course, he never said that, and to King’s credit, he quickly and publicly apologized for his error. However, he did not apologize for the depravity or callousness of his comment, only that he had gotten his facts wrong. I, for one, think that’s an important distinction.

Between this and countless other disgusting comments that he’s made in the past, one may want to seriously consider the moral implications of financially supporting someone such as him by purchasing a ticket to The Long Walk.  I saw the film for free, but that’s not an option for most. I leave it to you.

The Long Walk REVIEW

As massive spectacles from studios like Marvel and Lucasfilm have quickly transitioned from billions to boondonggles, mid-budget films have been experiencing something of a resurgence this year, especially those of the horror persuasion. When compared to their relatively humble budgets, films like Sinners and Weapons earned serious bank, not to mention critical acclaim... although not from everyone (see the links).

Well, strap on your Nikes and stretch your hammies. Let's talk about The Long Walk.

Like a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer, director Francis Lawrence (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire) extracts everything there is from its relatively unknown cast and a script that's 99% walking and talking. Much like big-budget visual extravaganzas can often lean on their grand spectacle to smokescreen over a weak story, so too can single-location films like 2017's The Dinner, with Richard Gere and Steve Coogan, bog down audiences with overwritten dialogue and stagey theatrics. However, with The Long Walk, if you'll pardon the pun, Lawrence manages to keep the action moving forward with sometimes clever and sometimes... let's call them "interesting" choices, despite the film's constant flow of high-minded (if philosophically shaky) dialogue.

Unlike true chamber thrillers, which restrict a film's action to a single, often claustrophobic space (re Cube),  Lawrence and crew benefit from an ever-changing landscape and outdoor conditions that allow him to add some flavor to each scene. This allows the ever-present and largely faceless military escort to act as the perimeter of anxious confinement needed to invoke the same sense of containment as the film's more traditional brethren, while also keeping the visuals from stagnating.

No enclosed-space movie can survive much past the opening credits without compelling, or at least charismatic, characters for the audience to care about. This is especially true for a horror/thriller which have little chance of impressing the audience with profound musings or complex dialogue. Without these key players, such a film quickly devolves into a cheap and meaningless orgy of splatter and gore. Although none of The Long Walk's cast is able to upscale the resolution of the film's forgettable dialogue, the core group does manage to believably bond with one another, and it's that fraternity more than anything else that audiences will connect with. In spite of some serious cinematic weaknesses, they will find themselves caring about each core player's outcome, which is made all the more intense by the ever-increasing certainty that only one will survive.

Otherwise, this Stephen King adaptation is fairly pedantic. The dialogue, while natural in its cadence, doesn't come close to resonating like in The Shawshank Redemption or The Green Mile. Likewise, the horror elements are limited in both assortment and scope, relying heavily on the slight variations in the why of their execution rather than creative flair. That's not a criticism. If anything, it's a nice departure from much of modern horror's overreliance on shocking grotesquery.

However, The Long Walk does suffer from a massive misstep in Mark Hamill. In a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the 73-year-old, who is best known for his role as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars, told the outlet that he "...didn't want to be Tom Cruise," meaning that it was never his goal to be a highly successful and ubiquitous star of the silver screen. Riiiiiiiigggghhhhtttt.jeopardy meme saying alex, I'll take things that never happened for $500

Well, for those still questioning whether or not that lofty (and nonexistent) goal was ever an option for the California native, whatever it was that Hamill was doing in place of acting in The Long Walk makes it clear that he should get down on his knees and thank God every day that he's been able to find as much work as he has.

In each of his few blessedly brief scenes, Hamill plays a live-action cartoon of a child's interpretation of a Saturday morning drill sergeant, which is driven home all the more by his ridiculously gruff and gravelly voice and cringe-inducing attempt at affecting a commanding presence. The character itself is meant to be an anthropomorphized metaphor rather than a fully realized antagonist, but one can't help but think that an actor who could project even a drop of authority and gravitas wouldn't have been better suited to the role than Hamill's frumpy G.I. Joe.

The Long Walk is never going to be remembered alongside single-location greats like 12 Angry Men, but flawed though it may be, it's relatively entertaining. When you consider the dearth of options available right now, if you're out and have a hankering to see a movie in a theater, you won't feel as though you've wasted your time or money. On the other hand, The Long Walk will probably be streaming in a couple of weeks, and it's not a movie that must be seen on a big screen to get the full experience.

Also, Stephen King.

 

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James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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  1. The Critic September 22, 2025 at

    Thanks for mentioning & discussing Stephen King’s (now deleted) post on X. It should be a consideration for anyone thinking about paying to watch this movie.

    For transparency, you probably should have quoted the entire factually incorrect post, which said: “He advocated stoning gays to death. Just sayin’ ”

    What disturbed me the most about the post was that it was an attempt to justify Charlie Kirk’s murder a day after his death. For me, that is unforgivable even if King later apologized for it (only after a U.S. Senator suggested that the “estate of Charlie Kirk should sue Stephen King for defamation”). King crossed the line and personally I’m done with anything connected with him – movies or books, not matter how good. King illustrated the type of untruthful, hateful comments that likely contributed to Charlie Kirk’s death. King (and others) should be held accountable for those type of comments.

    Also, thank you for explaining your “Maybe It’s 100% Woke” dilemma. I think this dilemma/clarification should be added to your “About Us” page so you don’t have to keep fully explaining it in future reviews. That way you can just refer to it and link to it in your reviews.

    By the way, it would be nice if a link to the “About Us” page also showed up in the top menu of the website like is used to, not just at the bottom of the page. It includes important explanations and, in my opinion, it should be easier for new visitors to find. Many people may be questioning what exactly you mean by the term “woke”.

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  2. rebeltaz October 18, 2025 at

    These days, anything with king’s name attached to it is “woke” in my book. Just this weekend, there was another “no kings” soros-funded protest. As far as movies and books go, I agree. Nothing king does after , let’s say 2000, will ever cross the threshold of my abode. 🤷‍♂️

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  3. BigBro February 7, 2026 at

    Yes totally am with the “maybe 100% woke”’take. Lots and lots of examples of woke intent but failed execution. And other combinations. Nuanced it is!

  4. PJBoogie February 12, 2026 at

    I really enjoyed the book, but the film has Hollywood’s nasty little fingers all over it (surprise surprise). I knew they were going to change the ending because “F White people” right? That being said, and removing my thoughts on the goblin who penned the novel, I thought it was worth a watch. The woke is there, but it’s not egregious. 6/10, I don’t see myself revisiting it.

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