The Monkey

The Monkey is a weirdly charming horror-comedy that overcomes its thin characters and ridiculous premise with dark humor, strong pacing, and Theo James’ dry performance.
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Starring
Theo James, Tatiana Maslany, Christian Convery
Director
Osgood Perkins
Rating
R
Genre
Dark Comedy, Horror
Release date
Feb 21, 2025
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On its surface, The Monkey is laughably preposterous, and while the film certainly knows that and doesn't take itself too seriously, its excellent cast and tight direction draw in the audience in all of the right ways, making what should be grotesqueries into twingey moments of sickening hilarity while never losing its horror edge.

The Monkey is a horror-comedy directed by Osgood Perkins, based on a short story by Stephen King. The film stars Theo James as twin brothers Hal and Bill Shelburne, who discover a cursed wind-up monkey toy that causes a series of bizarre and deadly accidents. As the monkey’s drumming leads to increasingly outrageous deaths, the estranged siblings must confront the toy’s dark powers and their own family secrets to stop the chaos.

The Monkey Review

Only two decades ago, there were still some talented artists who worked with studios that were not afraid to take chances. Every movie wasn’t sanitized and run through a series of test audiences to ensure that its mediocrity was only matched by its overwhelming CGI. These unique filmmakers were able to balance the esoteric tendencies expressed by many independent film auteurs with more of a mainstream and, dare I say it, masculine aesthetic. The result was a number of technically imperfect films that gained much-deserved cult status for their offbeat and unorthodox storytelling.

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The Monkey feels very much like the horror offspring of those who brought us films like Suicide Kings and Four Rooms. It’s kooky and playful, with moments of overwrought dialogue that sounds like a film student who just discovered a thesaurus set in contrast by those of awkward sparsity and juvenile humor stewed in a ridiculous premise. Nevertheless, it’s treated with just enough gravity to blend these seemingly disparate elements into sleek 98 minutes of dark comedy delights.

Theo James, an underutilized and underrated actor best known for the Divergent series, delivers a performance woven with just enough subtext, playing straight man to the horrors befalling those around him. And even as his own overwrought twin, the British actor’s national dryness can’t help but shine through, providing the character with an unassuming complexity that in and of itself is a joke befitting the premise’s implausibility.

The whole thing is underdeveloped, with most characters being little more than two-dimensional set pieces with no purpose other than to move the plot to the next scene or to provide meat for the organ grinder. However, had the filmmakers delved more fully into such an unreasonable plot, it’s difficult to see how they could have avoided the self-important grandiosity of many others.

You’ll also have to decide if watching it is worth padding the wallet of the detestable douche nozzle, Stephen King, but, as it is, The Monkey is an unusual experiment in film, one that mostly pays off, but only if you are the type who appreciates the unconventional… and explosive electrocutions.

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James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

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  1. RobtimusPrime March 31, 2025 at

    Hard disagree with that score. This turd is ridiculously overrated. The Monkey can best be described as Final Destination’s retarded cousin.

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  2. James Carrick March 31, 2025 at

    Life would be boring if we always agreed. Thanks for the feedback. It genuinely helps.

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