The Lord of the Rings (1978)
Reviewed June 4, 2026
Worth ItNOT WokeA-
The 1978 Lord of the Rings clocks in at 2 hours and 13 minutes. The Fellowship of the Ring takes ...
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The Hobbit (cartoon)
Reviewed May 31, 2026
Worth ItNOT WokeA+
Rankin-Bass's animated version of The Hobbit clocks in at 77 minutes, and personally, I think tha...
Mortal Kombat: Conquest
Reviewed May 26, 2026
Not Worth ItMostly NOT WokeC
I'm not exactly a fan of Mortal Kombat movies or games, so I was mostly lost following the plot. ...
Hoppers
Reviewed May 24, 2026
Not Worth ItWokeF
Hoppers is a spooty movie that makes me so angry I could go on and on ranting about how badly its...
Star Wars: The Bad Batch
Reviewed May 19, 2026
Worth ItNOT WokeA
The Bad Batch follows a group of clone troopers who are not perfect copies of Jango Fett, but eac...
Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures
Reviewed May 15, 2026
Not Worth ItWokeD
Young Jedi Adventures looks like Star Wars on the surface, but it's nothing more than the same ul...
Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003)
Reviewed May 14, 2026
Worth ItNOT WokeA+
Star Wars: Clone Wars was originally made for Cartoon Network in a three-minute shorts format mea...
Zathura: A Space Adventure
Reviewed May 13, 2026
Worth ItNOT WokeA+
“Sometimes you have to grow up all at once.”
Zathura is not a direct sequel to the 1996 Jumanji ...