Scary Movie 6 Review

COMING SOON

WOKE REPORT

A Little One-Sided

• The Wayans make fun of everything from transgenderism to Trump, but you know what doesn’t get knocked, ever? Democrats. Also, overall, black characters fare better than white ones. It’s not pervasive throughout the movie, but it pops up every now and again.
  • Some examples:
    • The painfully overrated and classless Teyana Taylor opens the movie, lampooning her own bad-b!t@h, blackity blackness routine. However, it’s far more a celebration of her usual gutter-trash behavior than a take-down, more of an approving wink and nod than anything.
    • A white cop has his micro penis severed and mockingly shown to him
    • White cops attack and beat a random black man standing next to an obvious villain who is incredibly white. The joke isn’t that black people wrongly assume that police are racist. The joke is that the police are, in fact, racist.
      • They try to balance this out by having a black detective approvingly watching the beating. Get it, even black police officers are racist?
    • They make fun of Judd Apatow movies, calling them “elevated comedies.” Then they explain that elevated movies are “the kind that no one laughs at but make white people feel smart.”
      • Conversely, they never make a dig at “black” comedies.
    • The only time that they ever make fun of black culture, it is about how animated some black people are at church.