The Killer’s Game

Hitman-for-Hire Joe Flood decides to retire when he meets the love of his life. Unfortunately, his HMO has other plans.

The Killer’s Game

The Killer’s Game is brought together by a one-note performance from a shrunken, stiff, slow-moving, and uncoordinated Dave Bautista, who looks like your high school gym teacher 30 years later—arthritic and on his first round of AZT.

That said, with some genuinely obnoxious cinematography and the worst digital blood splatter since The Walking Dead, The Killers’ Games crosses the line into unintentional camp, making it bad enough to be good enough to watch once it hits streaming… and you’ve got some brewskis on hand.

The Killer’s Game Drinking Game

Take A Sip

• When digital blood splatter looks painfully digital

Take A Drink

• When a character dies in an over-the-top fashion
• When a grenade or claymore mine explodes in a puff of fire and smoke, looking like a cheap stage pyrotechnic

Take A Shot

• When the film makes a sudden shift in tone or style
• When someone delivers a cheesy one-liner

Disclaimer:

This drinking game is intended for responsible adults of legal drinking age. Please drink responsibly, know your limits, and never drink and drive. The creators of this game are not liable for any harm, injury, or accidents that may occur while playing. Always prioritize safety and well-being. If you feel unwell, stop playing and seek help if needed. Enjoy the game in moderation!

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