Kraven The Hunter

If there's any justice in the world, Kraven The Hunter will be the final kill from the Sony-Marvel spin-off machine.
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Starring
Fred Hechinger, Russell Crowe, Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Director
J.C. Chandor
Rating
R
Genre
Action, Thriller, Superhero
Release date
Dec 12, 2024
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Rating Summary
Kraven The Hunter is a painfully generic superhero action flick straight out of the 2000s. It’s complete with a main character that's been radically altered from the source material, mediocre and silly dialogue, underdeveloped characters and a wet cheesecloth-thin plot. All it’s missing is a surprisingly rocking soundtrack and a playground fight/flirt scene.
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An origin story, Kraven the Hunter delves into the early years of Sergei Kravinoff, a man with a complex relationship with his father, Nikolai Kravinoff, who runs a vast criminal empire. Driven by a desire to prove himself and protect the natural world, Sergei becomes one of the world’s most feared hunters.

Kraven The Hunter Review

Channeling some of the worst that early 2000s comic book movies had to offer, Kraven The Hunter is an uninspired, unremarkable superhero action flick featuring surprisingly little action and not much of a superhero.

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Among the many foundational flaws in the film, the titular character has been so reimagined that it only superficially resembles the Kraven from the source material. He possesses a powerset similar to his progenitor, shares his names, and hunts, but the similarities end there.

Gone is the egomaniacal villain who, grown bored hunting the deadliest animals of the world, sets his sights upon superheroes like Spider-Man. Now, Kraven is a PETA-level animal lover who, like Tom Hardy’s Venom, has been transformed into an avenging angel anti-hero with a particular hatred of organized crime and poachers. Unlike the murderous black space goo and his BFF, whose antics were fun for one movie, had their moments in the next, and we don’t need to talk about Venom: The Last Dance, Kraven’s absolute milk toast copy-and-paste plot, mimeographed characters, and endless shots of Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Blue Steel and Orgasmo hero posses run out of gas before the end of the first act.

ben stiller as zoolader standing next to him is aaron taylor from kraven the hunter. both are smol/

Combine all of the above with countless sit and speaks in which Kraven and a secondary character arrest any momentum that the film had with Star Wars prequel-like pontifications and exposition dumps and the least imaginative use of superpowers since Zan turned into a bucket of water and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a two hour snooze.

Zan and Jayna from The Super Friends cartoon combine their powers as the wonder twins

WOKE ELEMENTS

PETA Certified
  • I believe in being a good steward of the planet as much as the next guy, and I think that poaching for trophies is wrong. That said, Kraven brutally murders a group of men whose only crime (of which he’s aware) is illegally killing a bunch of deer and being rude. Of course, the movie’s perspective is that he’s completely justified in doing so. That they are low-level thugs In a vast criminal enterprise is incidental, as it is discovered after the murder.
  • Unlike every iteration of the comics in his 60 year history, this version of Kraven only hunts people and is, in fact, partially motivated to do so because of the death of a particular big game animal really hurt his feelings. He is a hero right out of a soy-chomping PETA fantasy. That said, he doesn’t get sanctimonious about it and there are no lessons about animal cruelty being taught.

James Carrick

James Carrick is a passionate film enthusiast with a degree in theater and philosophy. James approaches dramatic criticism from a philosophic foundation grounded in aesthetics and ethics, offering insight and analysis that reveals layers of cinematic narrative with a touch of irreverence and a dash of snark.

7 comments

  • [email protected]

    December 12, 2024 at 7:35 pm

    “motivated to do so because of the death of a particular big game animal…”

    So John Wick was woke ’cause he was mad about his dead dog?

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    • James Carrick

      December 12, 2024 at 8:20 pm

      If John Wick had been created as and spent the last 60 years as a dog killer only to be changed by the studio into strictly a killer of men because killing dogs now makes him sad, quite possibly.

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  • Sweet Deals

    December 13, 2024 at 1:24 pm

    They can’t end things with Craven the Cowardly Hunter. I was really holding out for a movie about Paste Pot Pete, and pretty much any Silver Age supervillain with a hilarious name and equally hilarious shtick. Like that classic X-Men villain, The Blob.

    Believe it or not, comic book superheroes used to be so childishly funny it’s embarrassing to think about today.

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  • Jim The Nick

    December 23, 2024 at 6:54 am

    Ah, Sony, proving once again that they can turn even the most iconic comic characters into cinematic taxidermy. Kraven the Hunter isn’t just a failure as a superhero movie—it’s an existential crisis on film. With a plot so bland it makes oatmeal seem thrilling and a protagonist who trades comic book complexity for discount-store anti-hero vibes, it’s no wonder the only thing anyone’s hunting for is the exit. But hey, at least that shearling jacket is selling like hotcakes, because if there’s one thing this movie nailed, it’s winter wear—not storytelling.

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  • talibanlover1863

    December 25, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    yeah i love killing things fuck this kraven guy

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  • Kambz

    February 21, 2025 at 12:03 pm

    This site used to be good but now literally everything single review i have to pay for despite being vlasted with ads. Blah. Time to find a new site

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    • James Carrick

      February 21, 2025 at 12:15 pm

      Once you pay, the ads go away.

      We’d love to offer everything for free, but between Google repeatedly demonetizing our ads and Norton blocking our site from their users, it’s become clear that our continued existence is dependent upon independence which can only come by providing our paying members with premium content worthy of their hard earned dollars.

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